Our Mission & Vision
The dual pillars of the CJP: active advocacy today, leak-proof systems and youth dignity tomorrow.
Our Mission
"Build a party for the young people who keep getting called lazy, chronically online, and, most recently, cockroaches. That's it. That's the mission. The rest is satire."
- Universal answerability under the RTI ActTRANSPARENCY
- Securing national level exams from repetitive leaksEXAM SAFETY
- Re-directing youth frustration into grassroots activismCIVIC ACTION
Our Vision
"We are not here to set up another PM CARES, holiday in Davos on the taxpayer's salary slip, or rebrand corruption as 'strategic spending.' We are here to ask, loudly, repeatedly, in writing, where the money went."
- Barring post-retirement rewards for judiciary custodiansJUDICIAL INDEPENDENCE
- Ensuring 50% reservation for women in Parliament & CabinetEQUAL POWERS
- Banning political defection for 20 years on switching sidesANTI-DEFECTION
The Official CJP Manifesto
Explore CJP's core demands. Switch between our formal grievance reform agenda and our highly satirical lifestyle demands.
Post-Retirement Judicial Ban
No Chief Justice shall be granted a Rajya Sabha seat or post-retirement government appointment as a reward.
UAPA Arrest for Deleted Votes
If any legitimate citizen vote is deleted, the CEC shall be arrested under the UAPA, as removing voting rights is no less than terrorism.
50% Gender Reservation
Women shall receive 50% reservation in Parliament without increasing strength, and 50% of all Cabinet positions shall be reserved for women.
Media Monopoly Cancellation
Licenses of media houses owned by Adani and Ambani cancelled to foster independent journalism. Investigate bank accounts of Godi media anchors.
20-Year Anti-Defection Ban
Any MP or MLA who defects to another party after winning shall be barred from contesting elections or holding public office for 20 years.
RTI Act & No Secret Funds
(Suggested by activist Anjali Bhardwaj): CJP shall be fully answerable under the RTI Act, and shall never set up a secret "Cockroach CARES Fund".
Remember: No matter how heavy the shoe or how tight the social media block, Janta's collective resilience will outlast the rules.